the taming...

rants and ramblings of the shrew...

Friday, May 22, 2009

wrap up


been awhile hasnt it?

ive been a very bad blogger. my excuse? life kinda got in the way.

between supermarket/target/home depot runs, trips to doggie daycare, laundry, dishes and NCIS reruns, blogging became less and less of a priority.

but by golly did i miss it!

to get everybody somewhat up to speed, here are a few key events the past 20 months:

  • jack and i are still together. he still like me and i still like him. murphy loves him almost as much as i do.
  • i got a promotion at work. i now have the word manager in my job title. which only means i get thrown in the bus by scarier executives now.
  • i am in my last year of my 20s. in less than a month, i will be 30.
  • JD got married.
  • TGG and i have not spoken in almost a year now. long story.
  • jack has finally met my family, my grandmother included. and the verdict? she adored him!
  • i saw britney spears in concert - it was fantastic!
  • i am trying to lose weight - especially since i bought birthday dress that cannot fit me at the moment.
  • i am now officially a redneck - i follow NASCAR like a fiend. Go Carl! :)
im sure theres more to tell, youll just have to stick around for all the juicy details....

Friday, May 15, 2009

hello, my pretties....


i am back, bitches! :)

Sunday, September 30, 2007

i love my job (rinse, lather and repeat)


work has been kicking my ass lately. EOQ is finally over. sort of. there is still a ton of paperwork to do but right now, i am enjoying a very lazy sunday. and to celebrate, i decided on doing a meme. which i miss doing since ive gone MIA here in blogger-land.

so here is my list of threes. provided by kristie.

three things that…

…scare me:

1. lightning and thunder
2. death (mine and those who are near & dear to me)
3. heights

… make me laugh:

1. jon stewart
2. jack's white boy dance (the sprinkler, the chain saw and many many more!)
3. my team at work

…i hate the most:

1. the bush administration
2. the miami dolphins
3. stupidity

…i dont understand:

1. the worlds fascination with paris hilton
2. geometry
3. prejudice

…im doing right now:
1. waiting if the NASCAR race continues because of the rain
2. syncing my ipod
3. trying to warm my toesies

…i want to do before i die:

1. see italy
2. love and be loved
3. have karl lagerfeld as my personal stylist

…i can do:

1. cuss you out in multiple languages
2. cook
3. fold shirts like a pro

…describe my personality:

1. witty
2. perfectionist
3. indecisive

…i cant do:

1. drive a stick
2. swim
3. ride a bike

…i think you should listen to:

1. your heart
2. the weather channel
3. norah jones

…you should never listen to:

1. britney spears. ever.
2. a 2 year old throwing a tantrum
3. me singing

…id like to learn:

1. how to work well with others
2. to accept that there will be stupid people. everywhere.
3. russian

…are my favorite foods:

1. sushi
2. chocolate
3. jack's fried chicken

…i drink regularly:

1. iced tea
2. regular coke (none of that diet crap)
3. water

…are shows i watched as a kid:

1. sesame street
2. astro boy
3. rainbow bright

whew! that took a whole lot longer than i thought. i wont be tagging anyone, but if you decide to play, let m know so i can check your answers out.

have a great sunday!

Thursday, September 13, 2007

365 days-ish


today marks (well, approximately) one year since jack and i started dating.

a lot has happened the past year. and condensing them to a single top ten list will not do the highlights justice. but that doesnt mean i cannot give it the ole college try.

and this is in no particular order.

  • laying on the grass in front of the capitol, watching the clouds go by. if that was not an indication on how much comfortable we are with each other, im not sure what is.
  • spending the holidays with his family and being embraced by such a loving and wonderful circle.
  • the toys we seem to be accumulating at record speed. from marbles, to jigsaw puzzles, video games, roller coaster models and tons of bouncy balls!
  • the amount of sheer bliss on his face every time i make his favorite white pasta dish. which is a weekly staple to our dinner menu, by the way...
  • our first kiss.
  • the concerts we've seen. norah jones, the violent femmes, the prodigals & gaelic storm, and as of last night, the indigo girls. and i am hoping to continue with tradition; we're planning on seeing john butler trio in november.
  • watching the NASCAR truck race and the INDY car race in one weekend.
  • my vegas birthday celebration.
  • that magical night in DC with norah playing in the background.
  • our valentine's day picnic.

but i must say, the highlight of the past year is waking up next to the man who makes me happy. every morning. i could only hope that i can make him as happy as he makes me.

we'll be celebrating in st. louis this weekend. see the arch, go to the anheuser-busch tour, see the science museum. play tourist.

i hope that you are with the person/people you love this weekend. cause i will.


Monday, July 16, 2007

you


youre my inner light

youre my something wonderful
youre my dusk
and my dawn

youre my lucky charm
youre my sweet fortune
youre my hearts desire
and my grand passion

youre the perfect melody
youremy happily ever after
youre my spring
and my fall

youre my home
youre my taste of heaven
youre the one ive sought
and the love that i found

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

what happens...



Drugs...
rock 'n' roll...
bad-ass vegas whores...
late-night booty calls...
shiny disco balls...

please start saving up for bail money. jack and i are off to vegas! on a 6.40 am flight! i did not make the flight arrangements. :)

see y'all in the flipside!

Thursday, June 07, 2007

be my somebody




jack and i spent monday night listening to the gorgeous norah jones. if youve been reading me for a whole now, you might have noticed that miss jones' music has played a part in my posts. so you can just imagine the giddyness i felt during the whole show. and the best part? spending it with jack.

i was a little disappointed that she didnt play my absolute favorite song, turn me on, but i must say that she is now one of my very few girl crushes. i think jack has a little crush on her too.

we agreed that if we ever pick out "our" song, it has got to be, without a doubt, one of norah's songs. if i had my druthers, i think this would be the one...

im too foggy today,
to know what you're sayin',
your lips are moving so fast,
and i just keep praying,
for them to slow down,
so i can make some sense,
of the words that are pouring out,
of your crooked spout.

last night was a record to be broken,
it broke all over the kitchen floor,
oh no dont you go,
im coming back with a rag,
to wipe away the haze from the days,
weve forgotten all about.

so be my somebody tonight,
be the one wholl hold me tight,
honey, please, please,
cuz ive been so all alone,
and no one will pick up the phone,
so honey, please stay.

i held your head up, do you remember?
when you wanted to make a blanket outta me,
oh i cant lie ... i been keeping score,
and its your turn to wring me out,
and lay me down to dry.

so be my somebody tonight,
be the one wholl hold me tight,
honey, please, please,
cuz ive been so all alone,
and no one will pick up the phone,
so honey, please stay,
honey, please stay,
honey, please stay.

so, honey? what do you say? would you be my somebody?